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Par¶nts of the groom

John and Marian Gray

My dad has travelled to a lot of interesting countries, and my mum has completed multiple ultra marathons

Mother of the bride

Tina Cameron

Tina is an accomplished artist and loves a glass of vino blanco

Brother and future sister-in law of the bride

Alex and Imogen

Alex is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and a former American Football player, and Imogen aka Immy aka Dr Matthews has her own Etsy shop

Brother and sister-in-law of the groom

Colin and Holly

Colin loves talking about marine-based freight shipping, ask Holly what the last great book that she read was and how much she loves mango

Friends of the bride

Sally and Tim

Tim is in a Sex Pistols tribute band, and Sally loves Midsomer Murders (the TV programme, not as a hobby)

Friends of the groom

Nia and Ash

Ash's work life revolves around sperm, and Nia was/is a Jonathan Creek superfan

Friend of the groom

Dave ask Craggs

Ask Dave how quickly he could eat a whole loaf of bread

Friends of the bride

Mike and Claire

Claire is Louise's oldest friend, ask her why she doesn't drink Baileys. And Mike would love to show you his tattoo

Friends of the bride

Barry and Sarah

Sarah is a lady after my own heart and loves 'plain burgers' and running, while Barry enjoys getting his rod out (to go fishing)

Friend of the groom

Carl

ASk Carl about locking someone in a shed in Homebase

Friends of the groom

Patrick and Adelle

Patrick is a keen runner and can speak 6 languages, and Adelle runs a company focused on educational group tours

Friends of the groom

Keith and Shalini

Shalini knows a lot about doughnuts, and Keith is a grandmaster in pornography

Friends of the bride

Rowena aka Dilly

Dilly owns a farm with horses, chickens and goats and loves Eurovision

Friends of the groom

Jo + Dan aka Burns + Barnes

Jo loves being part of the school PTA and Dan is a keen rugby player

Friends of the groom

Kathryn and Aaaarrrron

Aaron is employed part-time as a Roger Federer look-a-like, and ask Kathryn what is the best place she's travelled to in the last 12 months

Friend of the bride

Rachael aka Barnes

Enjoys gigs, going to the theatre and travelling. Once shared a Pharoah's throne (of the crapper variety) with Louise

Friends of the bride

Cheryl and Dave

Dave is from 'up north' and seriously enjoys a good beer, Cheryl loves going to festivals and is the hippest grandmother around

Friends of the bride

Katie aka Dolly and Zoe

Zoe is a Spurs-loving, beer-swilling 'head of the shed' and Dolly is the Marie Kondo of Beds and Herts and loves a manicure

Friends of the bride and groom

Sarah and Mark

Ask Sarah to say the words 'rollercoaster' and 'kawasaki', and while you're trying to work out what is going on, Mark can tell you all about his love of oat milk

Friends of the bride and groom

Natalie and Gary

Gary runs the Hertfordshire branch of the Gareth Southgate fan club and Natalie loves a good weekend morning ride (on her horse)

Friends of the bride and groom

Jenna and Danny

Danny is a fan of the oldest professional football club in the world and the only person alive to have more All Saints t-shirts than me, and Jenna will be racing to the dancefloor when the UKG kicks in

Friends of the bride

Alison and Mandy

Mandy is an interior designer and is reluctant to get in a cab with Louise, and Alison enjoys bopping to dancefloor classics while necking a glass of rose

Friends of the bride

Paul and Cressida

Cressida used to love drinking Snakebite in Underworld, and Paul enjoys rock music and a round of golf (not always at the same time)

Friend of the groom

James aka Taz¶r

James will hopefully be making the absolute most of a night without his young offspring, and once sold a Christmas jumper off his own back

Friend of the groom

Mark aka Mash

Ask Mash why his nickname is Mash

Friends of the bride

Martin and Kate

Do not leave your cocktails unattended around Kate, and ask Martin why this is an important warning

Friends of the groom

Andy and Jodie

Andy would love to tell you all about his favourite genre of literature - homoerotic military thrillers - and Jodie enoys holidaying in Spain

Friend of the bride

Angharad

Loves show tunes and dancing and every year she does a pumpkin carving competition with her husband

Friend of the bride

Jo Cav

Jo is a big Fred Again.. fan and I hope to see her on someone's shoulders when Delilah drops (but not mine)

Family of the bride

Peter and Steph

Peter loves good beer just a tad more than he loves photography, and Steph loves to travel and add to her collection of handbags

Friend of the groom

Danny S

Danny is tonight's DJ so you can ask him to play your favourite song (which he won't do because I've asked him not to indulge anyone but me)

Family of the groom

Seamie and Marion

Seamie used to be an avid cycler, and would love to regale his experience in the 2003 Summerhill championship for 40-49 year olds.
Marion is a tremendous cakemaker (which is handy as Seamie is also brilliant at eating cake)

Family of the groom

John and Aine

John is a long-suffering Spurs fan and ask Aine what her favourite thing is about being recently retired

Family of the groom

Laura

Laura is another big Fred Again fan, and has inherited her father's unfortunate taste in football team (which I also share)

Family of the groom

Krystle

Krystle lives in Madrid after she had to flee the Irish authorities

Family of the groom

John

John has got a wonderful array of stories about an amazingly unknown village in Ireland called Myshall

Family of the groom

Anna

Anna will be the first one on the dancefloor when she hears anything by Sean Paul, and is friends with your man from Kneecap

Family of the groom

David

David will be able to tell you everything you want to know about the underground scene of steam rallies

Family of the groom

Ber

Ask Ber about her relationship with c*ck-sucking cowboys

Family of the groom

Siobhan

Siobhan is another keen runner and doesn't stop going on about the time she got abducted by aliens

Family of the groom

Christy

Ask Christy about why Premier League Soccer is so much better than GAA Football

Family of the groom

Kaitlin

Having been a professional dancer, Kaitlin is now studying to be an accountant

Family of the groom

Sean

Whatever you speak to Sean about, you'll probably mostly be asking him to speak a bit slower

Family of the groom

PJ

PJ is really looking forward to visiting Harry's Kebab Shop on London Road while over in England, and he's an excellent football player

Family of the groom

Jason

Ask Jason why his nickname is 'The Bull' (and then come and tell me what the answer is pls)

Family of the groom

Ben

Ben is a big Arsenal fan , ask him if he fancies supporting a proper team in North London

Friends of the groom

Juan and Katherine

Juan would love to speak to you about his love of cycling in his native Spanish tongue, and Katherine used to live on a houseboat

Friends of the groom

Luc and Kelly

Luc is looking forward to showing off his ability to moonwalk, and you can talk to Kelly about the most excplicit/gruesome things she sees in her job

Friend of the groom

Craig aka Embo

Embo has got an encyclopeadic knowledge of which team won the FA Cup in each year

Friend of the groom

Clive

Clive is the only antipodean attending the party, so ask him who will win the next Ashes series

Friend of the groom

DanF

Dan is more knowledgeable than any man should be about the health benefits of collagen

Friend of the groom

Rob

Ask Rob about his walk home from Oktoberfest in 2022

Family of the groom

Dan W

Ask Dan about the night he helped save my life (probably)

Friend of the bride

Lisa

Retired and then unretired to work with Louise some more

Friends of the bride

Glenn and Sarah

Ask Sarah why water is the cure for all illnesses and ailments, and Glenn is Irish and recently went on a school trip to South Africa

Friend of the bride

Emma

Used to be in the Intelligence Corp of the Army and did have - or does have
- a gun

Friend of the bride

Helen J

Helen is ready to show you her moves on the dancefloor having been a competitive Latin dancer

Friend of the bride

Joy

ASk Joy about the 'Westmill Blood Gang'

Friend of the bride

Sharon

ASk Sharon if it's Pimms o'clock yet

Friend of the bride

David B

Is another long-suffering Spurs fan and proves the six degrees of separation theory is true

Friend of the bride

Angela

Angela comes from a big Italian family, so will be able to judge whether we booked a decent pizza provider or not

Friends of the bride

Rabia and Safina

Rabia ran an after school beauty parlour for the staff (involving intimate waxes), while Safina is small but mighty

Friend of the bride

Christine

Ask Christine about her life as a holiday rep in Spain