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Par¶nts of the groom
John and Marian Gray
My dad has travelled to a lot of interesting countries, and my mum has completed multiple ultra marathons
Mother of the bride
Tina Cameron
Tina is an accomplished artist and loves a glass of vino blanco
Brother and future sister-in law of the bride
Alex and Imogen
Alex is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and a former American Football player, and Imogen aka Immy aka Dr Matthews has her own Etsy shop
Brother and sister-in-law of the groom
Colin and Holly
Colin loves talking about marine-based freight shipping, ask Holly what the last great book that she read was and how much she loves mango
Friends of the bride
Sally and Tim
Tim is in a Sex Pistols tribute band, and Sally loves Midsomer Murders (the TV programme, not as a hobby)
Friends of the groom
Nia and Ash
Ash's work life revolves around sperm, and Nia was/is a Jonathan Creek superfan
Friend of the groom
Dave ask Craggs
Ask Dave how quickly he could eat a whole loaf of bread
Friends of the bride
Mike and Claire
Claire is Louise's oldest friend, ask her why she doesn't drink Baileys. And Mike would love to show you his tattoo
Friends of the bride
Barry and Sarah
Sarah is a lady after my own heart and loves 'plain burgers' and running, while Barry enjoys getting his rod out (to go fishing)
Friend of the groom
Carl
ASk Carl about locking someone in a shed in Homebase
Friends of the groom
Patrick and Adelle
Patrick is a keen runner and can speak 6 languages, and Adelle runs a company focused on educational group tours
Friends of the groom
Keith and Shalini
Shalini knows a lot about doughnuts, and Keith is a grandmaster in pornography
Friends of the bride
Rowena aka Dilly
Dilly owns a farm with horses, chickens and goats and loves Eurovision
Friends of the groom
Jo + Dan aka Burns + Barnes
Jo loves being part of the school PTA and Dan is a keen rugby player
Friends of the groom
Kathryn and Aaaarrrron
Aaron is employed part-time as a Roger Federer look-a-like, and ask Kathryn what is the best place she's travelled to in the last 12 months
Friend of the bride
Rachael aka Barnes
Enjoys gigs, going to the theatre and travelling. Once shared a Pharoah's throne (of the crapper variety) with Louise
Friends of the bride
Cheryl and Dave
Dave is from 'up north' and seriously enjoys a good beer, Cheryl loves going to festivals and is the hippest grandmother around
Friends of the bride
Katie aka Dolly and Zoe
Zoe is a Spurs-loving, beer-swilling 'head of the shed' and Dolly is the Marie Kondo of Beds and Herts and loves a manicure
Friends of the bride and groom
Sarah and Mark
Ask Sarah to say the words 'rollercoaster' and 'kawasaki', and while you're trying to work out what is going on, Mark can tell you all about his love of oat milk
Friends of the bride and groom
Natalie and Gary
Gary runs the Hertfordshire branch of the Gareth Southgate fan club and Natalie loves a good weekend morning ride (on her horse)
Friends of the bride and groom
Jenna and Danny
Danny is a fan of the oldest professional football club in the world and the only person alive to have more All Saints t-shirts than me, and Jenna will be racing to the dancefloor when the UKG kicks in
Friends of the bride
Alison and Mandy
Mandy is an interior designer and is reluctant to get in a cab with Louise, and Alison enjoys bopping to dancefloor classics while necking a glass of rose
Friends of the bride
Paul and Cressida
Cressida used to love drinking Snakebite in Underworld, and Paul enjoys rock music and a round of golf (not always at the same time)
Friend of the groom
James aka Taz¶r
James will hopefully be making the absolute most of a night without his young offspring, and once sold a Christmas jumper off his own back
Friend of the groom
Mark aka Mash
Ask Mash why his nickname is Mash
Friends of the bride
Martin and Kate
Do not leave your cocktails unattended around Kate, and ask Martin why this is an important warning
Friends of the groom
Andy and Jodie
Andy would love to tell you all about his favourite genre of literature - homoerotic military thrillers - and Jodie enoys holidaying in Spain
Friend of the bride
Angharad
Loves show tunes and dancing and every year she does a pumpkin carving competition with her husband
Friend of the bride
Jo Cav
Jo is a big Fred Again.. fan and I hope to see her on someone's shoulders when Delilah drops (but not mine)
Family of the bride
Peter and Steph
Peter loves good beer just a tad more than he loves photography, and Steph loves to travel and add to her collection of handbags
Friend of the groom
Danny S
Danny is tonight's DJ so you can ask him to play your favourite song (which he won't do because I've asked him not to indulge anyone but me)
Family of the groom
Seamie and Marion
Seamie used to be an avid cycler, and would love to regale his experience in the 2003 Summerhill championship for 40-49 year olds.
Marion is a tremendous cakemaker (which is handy as Seamie is also brilliant at eating cake)
Family of the groom
John and Aine
John is a long-suffering Spurs fan and ask Aine what her favourite thing is about being recently retired
Family of the groom
Laura
Laura is another big Fred Again fan, and has inherited her father's unfortunate taste in football team (which I also share)
Family of the groom
Krystle
Krystle lives in Madrid after she had to flee the Irish authorities
Family of the groom
John
John has got a wonderful array of stories about an amazingly unknown village in Ireland called Myshall
Family of the groom
Anna
Anna will be the first one on the dancefloor when she hears anything by Sean Paul, and is friends with your man from Kneecap
Family of the groom
David
David will be able to tell you everything you want to know about the underground scene of steam rallies
Family of the groom
Ber
Ask Ber about her relationship with c*ck-sucking cowboys
Family of the groom
Siobhan
Siobhan is another keen runner and doesn't stop going on about the time she got abducted by aliens
Family of the groom
Christy
Ask Christy about why Premier League Soccer is so much better than GAA Football
Family of the groom
Kaitlin
Having been a professional dancer, Kaitlin is now studying to be an accountant
Family of the groom
Sean
Whatever you speak to Sean about, you'll probably mostly be asking him to speak a bit slower
Family of the groom
PJ
PJ is really looking forward to visiting Harry's Kebab Shop on London Road while over in England, and he's an excellent football player
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Family of the groom
Jason
Ask Jason why his nickname is 'The Bull' (and then come and tell me what the answer is pls)
Family of the groom
Ben
Ben is a big Arsenal fan , ask him if he fancies supporting a proper team in North London
Friends of the groom
Juan and Katherine
Juan would love to speak to you about his love of cycling in his native Spanish tongue, and Katherine used to live on a houseboat
Friends of the groom
Luc and Kelly
Luc is looking forward to showing off his ability to moonwalk, and you can talk to Kelly about the most excplicit/gruesome things she sees in her job
Friend of the groom
Craig aka Embo
Embo has got an encyclopeadic knowledge of which team won the FA Cup in each year
Friend of the groom
Clive
Clive is the only antipodean attending the party, so ask him who will win the next Ashes series
Friend of the groom
DanF
Dan is more knowledgeable than any man should be about the health benefits of collagen
Friend of the groom
Rob
Ask Rob about his walk home from Oktoberfest in 2022
Family of the groom
Dan W
Ask Dan about the night he helped save my life (probably)
Friend of the bride
Lisa
Retired and then unretired to work with Louise some more
Friends of the bride
Glenn and Sarah
Ask Sarah why water is the cure for all illnesses and ailments, and Glenn is Irish and recently went on a school trip to South Africa
Friend of the bride
Emma
Used to be in the Intelligence Corp of the Army and did have - or does have
- a gun
Friend of the bride
Helen J
Helen is ready to show you her moves on the dancefloor having been a competitive Latin dancer
Friend of the bride
Joy
ASk Joy about the 'Westmill Blood Gang'
Friend of the bride
Sharon
ASk Sharon if it's Pimms o'clock yet
Friend of the bride
David B
Is another long-suffering Spurs fan and proves the six degrees of separation theory is true
Friend of the bride
Angela
Angela comes from a big Italian family, so will be able to judge whether we booked a decent pizza provider or not
Friends of the bride
Rabia and Safina
Rabia ran an after school beauty parlour for the staff (involving intimate waxes), while Safina is small but mighty
Friend of the bride
Christine
Ask Christine about her life as a holiday rep in Spain